SIZE DOES MATTER

COMING SOON: Kodiak's manipulation from Khaos continues as Demon keeps close watch over the uncanny one. and will Kodiak rejoin the X-men?

BIG JOE VS BIG RED

After an uppercut using all Kodiaks collective might, The green monster known as The incredible Hulk is sent soaring into the sky, high enough a normal human would completly burn up, but not out of earths atmosphere. Losing conscieness due to lack of oxigen The Hulk plummets to the Earth until he finally contacts the Nevada desert ground. Hulk lies shaken by the massive impact that measured a high sourse on the local Richter scale. When he regains his senses a few minutes later his battle cry can be herd for miles across the Hot Nevada desert. " Now Hulk REALLY angry Now HULK SMASH!!!" But strangely instead of increasing insize he neels down in pain beginning to shrink. "NOOOOO, not fair, Hulk want to smash him..!" With nighttime now fallen and the moon high in the Nevada sky, the Hulk transforms from the unlimitedly strong green Goliath into the sarcastic, grey skinned Mr. Joe fixit. " Man I don't know what Kodiak's beef with greenie, But when I beat That mutie, People are gonna stop comparing' me to Salad Brain. " With a quicker wit about him the Grey hulk knowing the streets of Vegas like the back of his hand, is able to leap around and find Kodiak in no time at all, of course who could miss a 10 foot, 1,000 pound, red haired mountain of a mutant man. " Hey Red ! Don't look now! " Kodiak looks up just in time to see two grey feet rocket down on him pushing him deep into the cement. Kodiak slashes at him with diamond sharp fingers nails ripping open grey skin. " Hulk is that you?" Kodiak growls barely audible. " What? Just because I'm grey , and have more than a ten word vocabulary people just assume I isn't the Hulk. Here let show ya I am. " At this size, Kodiak is of course a match for even the Merged Hulk; the STRONGEST HULK personality to date, but at this particular time events within his body that are beyond his control have left him blind with delirious rage and unable to focus. Joe catches him off guard with a fist to his chin sending him into a giant billboard. Kodiaks body bounces off a giant spoon displayed on the billboard and into a water fountain. "Yup, your the Hulk alright!" Kodiak says spitting out a mouthful of water. Joe jumps on Kodiaks back pushing his head under the water pissing him off. As adrenaline pumps through the mutants veins pushing his x-factor into his already enormous muscle tissue the strength of kodiak reaches new extraordinary levels. Kodiak tosses Joe fixit off of him like a ragdoll and into a light poll. Kodiak jumps to his feet and charges with the force of twenty locomotives throwing his arm out preparing to closeline Mr. Fixit. However Joe cleverly ducks and gives a stone-breaking cut to Kody's ribs. He hears them as they snap and crack with a sound like a pine tree breaking. Kodiak is quick with a return, as his animal like speed gets him behind Joe wrapping his thick forearms around Joes neck. Joe is momentarily stunned by force that could bend steel like a bendy-straw, but with a step back he manages to get under Kodiaks weight lifting the 1,000 pound mutant and suplexing him into a Rolls Royce. CRUNCH! Kodiak stands flexes his upper torso ripping the rolls that is still wrapped around him in two, this gives Joe enough time to poke Kodiak in the eyes followed by an elbow to the head, then as Kodiak is dazed on his knees the might Mr. Fixit kicks him propelling him through the concrete street digging a three foot ditch fifty yards long. Joe tears a A hole into the pavement and they both fall into the sewers beneath. a few seconds later the ground rumbles and a flame escapes the whole. Kodiak emerges from the hole healing the third degree burns covering his body. The two titans continue this relentless battle that only accomplishes millions of dollars in city wide damage. Joe realizes that this battle could continue likes this for hours and has no care to do so since its only a matter of time until the military rears its ugly head. He quickly devises a plan that he came up with actually fantasizing a battle between him and his greener counterpart, and since Kodiak is in a berserker blind rage it would be easy to pull off. Joe slaps Kodiak a couple of times to get him nice and pissed off and says " Alright Red ! No more playin' now I'm just gonna stand here, an' the two of us are gonna slug it out! C'mon ~! Whattya waitin' for? Chicken?" When Kodiak charges in to maul the Hulk, Mr . Fixit mearly side steps as Kodiak dives directly into a vat of cement. " What what is this? " Shouts Kodiak. " Wet cement ." Smirks Joe. " Gettin' a sinkin' feelin' there Kody? Well I guess you'll be at the bottom in a few minutes. Then as your strugglin' It'll start to harden until your in a rock coffin." Joe gives a muscular full lunged breath to help speed up the quick drying cement. As Joe notices it begin to crack he knows that's its only a matter of time before the immeasurable strength of the uncanny Kodiak breaks out from his concrete prison. Joe quickly uproots the three thousand pounds of concrete and mutant, and after wrapping a great deal of re-bar around it he spins it around and around like a cyclone before turning it lose in flight towards the northern sky "Give Jimmy Hoffa my regards. " "Wait a minute, DAMN, nobodys paying me for this!"

ROUND 2 AT LAST

As panic erupts in the city of Las Vegas, a chilling calm surrounds the air of a unfinished building with a big gaping whole in the side, people gasp and flee at the site of the enormus red headed monster of a man that rumbles the ground with each step as he approaches the whole in the building and disappears within it. A ruckus of conversation outside from those who make the bad decision to stay and voyeur the situation. "Who's the big red dude?" one pedestrian says. "I don't know, to big to be Thor, but the green guy was definitely The HULK!!!" Says another. When suddenly the earth quakes beneath their feet, and Kodiak explodes end over end out of the other side of the construction site , expelling through an entire building and into a giant guitar on top of the Hard rock hotel. Hulk emerges from the construction site, " WHERRE 'Bear-man GO?!?!?!" Roughly five blocks away the Hard rocks automatic doors open with people screaming poring out of them followed by Kodiak who crushes through and makes his own door due to his size. " ALRIGHT NOW KODIAK REALLY MAAADDDD; HULK RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD GUITAR, NOW KODIAK BASH BRAINS!!!!" Kodiak shouts mockingly. Catching site of each other from the distance of the long Vegas street Hulk burst into a full out locomotion, slapping and turn over any vehicle in his way. Kodiak also gives way towards the Hulk in rapid ascent up the street. The two colide in claticlismic force sending out a concussive wave much like a bomb exploding. A force which crumples every car in their vicinity. Every punch impact, ricochets vibration that breaks out every widow within a one mile radius. Hulk smashes the ground pulling Kodiak into a pit. Hulk leaps forward but Kodiak has had enough time to flex all his might through one super-concentrated uppercut. The uppercut is with such supreme might it propels Hulk at the speed of a bullet into the sky up into the atmosphere far enough for Hulk to get massively burned a feat that would turn a normal person to ash. Losing conscience's hulks body begins its asteroid like descent to the Nevada ground. KABOOOOOOM!!! When the incredible Hulk finally contacts the Nevada desert the impact effects are that of a megaton detention leaving a creator 30 feet deep. Back in the city, people stare in fright and amazement at the monstrous man that just sent Hulk on an apparent space mission. He takes slow steps out of the pit he was left in by the Hulk, "Well looks as if that round went to me." To be concluded.

The Incredible Hulk Vs The Uncanny Kodiak...NEED WE SAY MORE!!!

With blinding light and an unreal drop Khaos drops Kodiak into an unfamiliar laboratory. And when it is said he dropped, it is meant. Enlongating his portal to induce speed, Khaos sends Kodiak with force through this portal until Kodiak lands infront of A slender, almost sickly looking man, contacting the laboratory floor with a bone breaking crack. At contact the six foot Kodiak crushes a multitude of bones all through out his body. Meanwhile from Earth Zeta a alternate incarnation of the real Earth; 'Earth Prime', A person of great manipulative power watches as his plan has begun to unfold. Standing beside this mutant of almost god-like ability stands his general, born of that world, Warren Worthington the III, but changing his name when just a teen to simple letters referring to his cause in life, WWIII. Unlike Earth Prime's high flying prep of the sky 'Angel' , Demon has chosen a path of darkness. His grey skin, a resemblance's to his recreator, Apocalypse, his razor sharp adamantium wings he considers gifts, and as his legend goes when he cleaved Apocalyse's head from his shoulders he thanked him for them. "Lord Khaos, Demon says, if your trying to determine how strong Kodiak is why would you send him to that wimp ?" "Because Bruce Banner is more than he seems. " Khaos tells him telepathically. Even thought Kodiak actually lies infront of Banner broken and slender, Dr. Bruce Banner a puny goggle eyed scientist sees A Massive bulk of a man in front of him, Kodiaks image projected into Dr. Banners mind by Khaos himself. " Who are you? " Banner asks. " You look familiar...But." Khaos realizes within Banner is more curiosity than that of induced anger, and that the mere sight of Kodiak won't unleash 'the beast'. So he changes the image he is broadcasting to that of, Meanwhile Kodiak struggles through the pain, normally his healing factor would've kicked in, even at this size, but its busy keeping the mutant plague that infects his body in check. As he squints his eyes to focus he hears an enormous roar and the only words audible to his ears were, "You k i l l ed my wife!!!!!!!!" His eyes focus in time only to see the puny man infront of him crench down in pain, with a throb the mans veins become green with transparency. Then Dr. Bruce Banner throws his head up, his eyes glowing with green gamma his neck muscles beginning to bulge his shirt ripping from his chest his calves busting out the bottom of his.... err...... purple pants. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgggggghhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! "oH $#*t." Kodiak remarks with weak breath. Kodiak is immediately aware of Khaos' responsibility of all this and is faced with two chooses, one; allow himself to maximize and risk the reprecustion of whatever Khaos has instore when he does so, or two; become bear-glue under the Incredible hulks foot. " You!" the Hulk yells. " Your Bear Man that act like little claw man! You tricked Hulk then acted like you beat Hulk! After that You then date Cousin Jennifer, then Break her heart!" " Damn, you remember me. Yeah that's me Hulk. Oh and Jennifer went back to her husband, wasn't my fault." Already taking advantage of Hulks blustering something about 'something in, or getting out, of his head, Kodiak has made the only possible decision, and feeling his bones begin to mend as his healing factor intensifies with his increasing size, his veins pump, and his muscles rip and heal at lightspeed causing The uncanny Kodiak grow just fast enough to catch hulks foot from stomping down on him. Kodiaks biceps plump outward like a straining hydraulic machine as hulk presses down with a ton of force. " Bah! Hulk crush, fussy wussy bear-man into pudding, Hulk will show You ! Hulk Will smash Bear Man and prove to him That Hulk is strongest one there is!" *Just at that second, within Kodiak enormous body, were as his size mutes the effects of the plague which is still very much present, a chip created by the weapon-X program has reconstructed itself, and taking advantage of his redirected healing factor that is focusing on his muscular reconstruction the chip attacks his cerebrum, so the more he increases the more it'll be able to affect his cerebrum.* Still pressing the Hulk crushing foot, Kodiak slides his legs forward kicking Hulks other foot out from under him. The hulk falls back wards cracking the floor. With great ferocity Kodiak with abnormal un-control jumps to his feet throwing his fist in the air preparing for a hammer down upon the Hulk. Perhaps if Kodiak was thinking more clearly he would have calculated the Incredible speed of the Incredible Hulk, but with Kodiak standing with fist in the air Hulk delivers a lightning fast thunderous uppercut sending Kodiak soaring through the three foot of concrete and into the street behind. Rib bones crackle like an accordion, Kodiaks collar bone breaks in three, and he lands flat on his back arms spread wide. Hulk leaps forward into the street causing even further panic from pedestrians. "You make Hulk mad, Hulk only gets stronger when made mad bear-man!" the Hulk screams running towards the fallen Kodiak as if to body slam him, Kodiak quickly matches hulks speed an deflects hulks weight with his tree trunk legs plummeting Hulk into a new construction site. Standing to his feet Kodiak pivots his head around as the bones pop and mend back into their places. Stepping into the hole made by the recking ball projected Hulk, Kodiak growls. "You may get stronger the more pissed you get, oh jolly green meany; But 'KODIAK' gets stronger whenever and however the hell I want!!!" To be continued.............

SENT HOME

With great rage, Kodiak prepares to lose himself in fury and attack without fear of repercussion. However in a second of deduction and foresight Kodiak stops himself. Not for the futility of attacking the immensely powerful Khoas which wouldn't stop the stubborn titan, but rather the feeling in his gut telling him that Khaos wants him to grow massive for some reason. "Very well, plan b; Kodiak. You are but only my pawn! I will Return you to Earth prime it is there I will see your rage catapult my purpose for you into action." Khaos speaks these words through the lips of Demon, due to his inability to use his telepathic mutant power to communicate with Kodiak. Khaos stands a top the stairs that lead to his throne, and using the power he ripped from the Watcher opens a portal beneath Kodiak which sucks him in. This power not being a mutant ability it works without fail. Demon turns to Khaos and of his own mind asks, " My Lord, please Forgive my curiosity, but why do we spend so much time with the hypnosis of that mutant." Khaos, never being disappointed with Demons performance as General, as so not for one second impatient with his question, speaks once again from his own mind, " Demon, your loyalty is great and you attributes uncanny, that said the unbelievable strength of that mutant is greater than any mutant I've come across, My hypothesis is that his might is near limitless, which is about to be tested I just dropped him in Nevada home of Bruce Banner. Send me Mr.Sinister I've got a assignment for him."

SOME EXPLANATIONS

Kodiak finally comes to hearing Demon speak Khaos' words. " Wake up Makwa, and take a knee before your lord, Khaos." " Cough* Never." Kodiak slurs cutting his eyes up at Khaos finally catching a look at the fascination presence Khaos emanates. Even with Kodiaks great power he can't help but feel the fear in the pit of his stomach. The mutant part of Khaos uses telepathy to speak, Kodiak has become immune to this already because of Khaos' venture into his mind. So Khaos uses Demon to speak his words. " You have defeated the X-men but still manage to fail my command to kill Xavier." " Grr- Yer crazy I would never serve you!" " Oh but you did, with the help of a little weapon-x technology of course, but you still managed to stubborn your way thru its programming. " " So thats how,,- Good thing psyloke destroyed it, now to find a way two rip out your spine for turning me against my friends." " I'd have Demon decapatate you before your brain sent the signal to jump, and the chip; heh heh is weapon-x circuitry. It has already reconstructed inself. You will serve me whether you choose to or not!" " I overcame it before Ill do easier next time!" " Precisely, thats why its good you've been infected with my plague. I invented it to wipe out an entire nation of mutants that would not serve me, it attacks the x-gene. But your X-gene carries a healing factor which right now as we speak is waging civil war within yourself saving your life slowing the plague but also becoming your enemy at the same time." "Hellstorm, now!" Never known as Ororo in her universe, Hellstorm a retired thief and assassin is a rouge within khaos' Armagdeddon Armada. But she serves faithfully not him but in the shadow of her love For the general of said army, Demon. She lifts her hand as small volts of electricity begin to travel up, down and around it. " Let me show you a trick your little friend Storm is to stupid to figure out." With those words exiting her lips her eyes turn red with fire as her perfect control over the elements allow her to pull the pure oxygen gas out of the air and ignite it with lightning into a huge gusting firewind. She turns over to the girl, Trish; who is bound with chains behind her back standing with only a couple gaurds between her and Kodiak. With a mocking brush of her hand, Hellstorm causes her firewind to ingulf Trish until she is completely consumed by fire." "nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" "Now Kodiak, get mad!"

"OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD"

Standing before Kodiak with his seemingly feathered adamantium wings, Demon, the gray faced general of Khaos' Armageddon Armada has tracked Kodiak to Trish's hide out. " Kodiak, futility surrounds your predicament, surrender or don't. Regardless you're coming with me." Kodiak begins his massive bulking, but is immediately intruded with great pain falling to his knees. (a result of the x gene attacking plague) " HA, still fighting the good fight. Very well allow me to introduce you to someone." A low voltage lightning bolt spits out from behind Demon striking the ground infront of Kodiak tossing him back. A long legged feminine figure walk up sliding through the shadow. " Stormm?" " I'm not your weak friend storm 'bear-boy' I'm a million times more powerful than her. But in tribute to my discovery of her, I've taken the name HellStorm, and soon I will kill that bitch when we take over Earth prime!" "Silence yourself HellStorm, your lips are to loose." demon snaps. "Take the woman, I'll carry Kodiak he won't attack me . He knows better!"