Sunday, October 22, 2006

X-MEN VS KODIAK BEGINS

Uncanny Kodiak is at his favorite hole in the wall pub " the tavern" With his usual 200$ dollar tab working on a buzz when Emma walks in and sits next to him at the bar.
"What do you want?" he growls in a monotone.
" just to buy you a drink." she says unzipping her purse and paying his tab." You wantta get outta here?"

" Sure why not Im drunk enough.." Kodiak says slamming his last shot of whiskey.

They walk outside to see a pink Porsche,, " Woh, nice car.." Kodiak says smerking at the color.
"Actually its Scotts car, this guy and his pink cars, he swears he speical ordered it and it was is supposed to be cranberry but..."
" It's pink!" Kody interrupts as he taps the hood. "You know this gives me an idea.." He turns to Emma and raises his eye brow.
" oh, I like the sound of that!"

they drive the porsche down this dirt road making sure to some donuts getting Scotts car nice and muddy before stopping in the woods under the full moon.
"Now what?" Emma asks Kodiak.

Kodiak hops out of the car and walks to the front of the car, points at Emma and signals with his finger for her to come to him. She walks over to the front of the car and into the headlights.

" On Scotts car?" she asks removing her blouse.

" on Scotts car." kodiak nods lifting her and putting her on the hood.


After a quite intense rendez-vous, They drive laughing and out of breath back to the mansion. Kodiak drives, and as they pull into the garage Scott waits there tapping his foot with his normal Im the impatient leader look on his face.

"Drive's great!" Kody says as he tosses the keys to Scott.

" And , what were you guys doing to it." Scotts blups noticing the mud..

snickering Emma says " Um nothing Scott!" ushering Kody into the mansion door.

Scott looks over to his car and upon further inspection his eyes get big and screams

"What the hell!!" as he notices a dent on the hood about the size of a woman's bottom and scratches on the hood both big *about the size of a bear* and smaller *bout the size of a females fingernails*

" That does it!" he says stomping off.

INSIDE; Upon entering Kodiak immediately catches Xaviers scent, and as his mood makes a drastic turn, Emma pleas with him " No Kody, don't please." Kodiak just snatches his arm away from her and bolts to Xaviers upstairs office.

When approaching he become dizzy for a sec and hears a voice say "BEGIN THE FIRST PHASE OF YOUR MISSION!" Kodiak shakes it off but for some reason becomes more agitated than he had planned to be.

Kodiak breaks open the professor's door startling Charles.

"Makwa! What is the meaning of this?!?" Just as he finishes that sentence. Makwa, aka Kodiak grabs Xavier by the throat snatching him up out of his chair.

" UBerr glp gergle"

"You had me to believe that you rallied for the unity of man and mutant and yet you are the murderer of that cause.. Killing millions who didn't conform to your Hitler ways!!"

The professor being unable to speak thinks to himself. "What is he talking about?"

"Thats right I know who you are Xavier, or rather ONSLAUGHT!!!"

Xavier trys to figure out how Kodiak found out about onslaught who told him and also remarks to himself "Kodiak is a new member of the X-MEN if someone was to leave out the details of ONSLAUGHTS creation, I could see how he would be confused, but who?"

Left with no choice Xavier goes into Kodiaks mind gettin jumbled images of where Kodiak had disappeared to and then Charles finds an abnormality, something like a microchip.....But then just as professor X is about to figure out whats is wrong with Kodiak. A optic blast spits from the doorway blasting open Kodiaks shoulder. As the professor falls to the floor he gargles " god, Scott!" but Scott being Scott is preoccupied

"You overgrown Teddy ruccsbin what did you do on the top of my car?"




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About that time Xavier summons all the X-MEN in the mansion to come aid. As Kodiak stands to his feet and his healing factor kicks in, the first x-man to enter after Scott is Colossus.

" X-MEN THIS IS THE MOST UNFORTUNATE DAY FOR YOU ALL, FOR THIS DAY KODIAK WILL NOT HOLD BACK, I AM NO LONGER IN YOUR ALLIANCE!!!!"



6 Comments:

Blogger Warbird said...

bad teddy bear

4:42 PM  
Blogger Pantha said...

dont hurt storm

5:27 PM  
Blogger polar said...

grrr... how dare you pick on a man in a wheelchair? wait till we meet....

7:37 PM  
Blogger Sabertooth said...

Yeah hurtin' Storm is for me to do. Haahahahahahahaaha!

8:38 PM  
Blogger Cyclops said...

First of all - it's red, not pink!

Second of all - I'm going to kill you big foot!

6:52 PM  
Blogger Shata said...

Well, cant say I envy the X-Men.....

6:06 PM  

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